I’ve defriended my vacuum cleaner!

I've never ever enjoyed housework, EVER! I find it the most tedious, boring, stressful, sneeze inducing horrible thing we have to do. I've now defriended my vacuum cleaner! The friendship is....over! NO, I won't take to sweeping and mopping on the floor, as in my mind, it seems perfectly fine, to give this 'cleaning thing' …