Adventures in Online Dating pt. 3

This time I didn’t even get past messaging. The conversation started out pretty standard.

“Hey gorgeous!”


“Hey yes hello”

“You’re so beautiful”

*Roll eyes forever*

“Thanks, you too?”

“Yeah you remind me of my mother.”

WARNING shit  gets weird after this…well weirder.


“Yeah she’s sexy like you.”


“I’ve always wanted to get her drunk and see if she would make the first move. I never could…that would be too weird.”

“That’s the part you think is weird?!?!”

“Well yeah lol she is my mom… so what do you like to do for fun?”


I’m done with the internet for awhile…



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